Well hide all the antiques, put all your paintings away
Now it's my turn to heat up the R.C.A.
Open up the fridge, put all that food in the rear
Make a lot of room for another couple boxes of beer
We'll have a teenage beer drinkin' party
Beer drinkin' party, beer drinkin' party
A teenage beer drinkin' party
Dancin' on the living room rug
We'll all go lookin' where nobody knows
Open all the doors, and maybe try on some clothes
We might go Hawaiian, or just dress up straight
Just like Daddy, yeah, on his first date
There's bodies on the stairs, bodies all over the floor
Some of them are sleeping, or just can't find the door
We'll hide all the antiques, put all the paintings away
Now it's our turn to heat up the R.C.A.
Call all the neighbours, you gotta let 'em know
This party got started, hey, a couple of weeks ago
We all thought the party (hey well) was over at five
But we found Daddy's stash, you know, just to keep us alive
There's neighbours above me, and neighbours way down below
But we don't care, you know we're gonna let er go
Teenage beer drinkin' party
They never should have left us alone